Magic Manballs

The following is a product advertisement for Magic Manballs

Every man knows that to get the right answers, you need the balls to ask the tough questions. But have you ever been faced with having to ask a wife or girlfriend a question that left your confidence shaken? No man wants to set himself up for a potential argument that could be financially or emotionally costly in the long run, right? Now you have the ability face the music and not pay the piper. Introducing Magic Manballs, the quick and easy way to see the answer before asking the question.

Here's how Magic Manballs work: Simply remove the balls from their protective sack and gently cup them in your hand. Turn your hand upside-down and ask your question. Then turn your hand over and read the response. It's that easy!

With Magic Manballs, the left ball gives you the answer, and the right ball gives you a simple-to-understand explanation why you were wrong to want to ask in the first place.

Rather to go to the golf course this weekend instead of the in-laws? Want to have a few of the guys over for poker night? Think a 70" high-def, flat screen television would look better in the house than the new drapes she wants? With Magic Manballs, you'll know the answer before you ask the question!

Oh, no! Did your wife or girlfriend take your balls from you? Not to worry. Magic Manballs are coated with a patented polymer that senses the proximity of a woman and deactivates them. Yes, just like in real life, even slightest sensation of your woman's touch will render your balls useless. But here's the best part about Magic Manballs...when you purchase your Magic Manballs, we guarantee a replacement pair for only the cost of the shipping! That's right! Just one phone call and a new pair of balls will be in your hands over night! Think of it! Now women won't be able to control your balls and you'll never be without your balls again! Guaranteed!

Here's what you get with your purchase:

*A pair of Magic Manballs with our patented estrogen-sensing polymer coating.

*A protective sack made from high-quality, softened leather that won't tear - even if it gets wet!

*And you get our lifetime guarantee that we'll replace your balls if you lose them or they stop working...for any reason.

What a deal!

So guys, stop worrying about having the balls to ask that question. With Magic Manballs, we've put the answer right in the palm of your hand!